Month: December 2012
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Toren wants (and apparently sort of knows how) to make a baby
Toren wanted to make a baby this morning. Debi was thinking they’d make one using various craft items. But Toren knew better. He walked into our room, opened the drawer in our nightstand, pulled out a condom, and said, “You use one of these.” Not quite, but he’s on the right track.
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I’m not Toren’s favorite dad
On the way home from daycare today, I was asking Toren questions. He then volunteered that he liked one of the other kids’ fathers better than he likes me. When I asked him why, he said, “Because he’s stronger than you are.” Of course I had to pursue that, so I asked him, “How do…