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Friday, June 30th, 2006

Debi’s brother-in-law, Brent, is a pilot for SkyWest Airlines. He called me up Monday to tell me about an incident he had on one of his flights. He had just finished his pre-flight check on a flight to Butte, Montana and was waiting for the passengers to board when he noticed an elderly man being wheeled out to his plane in a wheelchair. As the wheelchair got to the stairs, the man jumped out of the chair in a rather spry manner. Brent thought that was weird, but didn’t think too much of it. Then the man unzipped his carry-on bag and let out a dog. Having never witnessed such a thing, I thought that was weird, but Brent said that is also fairly common. Then the man put the dog on a leash and walked out of his view. I’m no expert on flight regulations and such, but from what Brent said and how he responded, I’m pretty certain that pilots don’t take too kindly to having passengers walk around their plane just before takeoff. Jumping out of his seat, he headed down the stairs to see what was going on. When he got down to the ground, he looked under the plane and saw the man holding the dog’s leash while it pissed on his front tire. Seriously, the dog was relieving itself on his plane’s front tire! Brent wasn’t very hip on that, either, so he told the guy, “You’re dog shouldn’t be peeing on my tire.” The guy responded, “He’s just relieving himself; he’ll be done in a minute.” Brent insisted, “No, really, I don’t want your dog peeing on my plane.” The guy finally jerked the leash and the dog stopped peeing on the tire. Eventually the guy finished walking his dog and headed back to the stairs to board the plane, all under Brent’s watchful eye.

When Brent got back on board the plane, he was informed that he had just mixed words with a rather famous individual. Remember, the flight was going to Butte, Montana. Guess who lives there? Evil Knievel. Yep, Brent had just told off Evil Knievel.

In other news, I received this email the other day with the header “This will make you feel very big.” Here’s what it included:

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It made me think of Monty Python’s Galaxy Song.

new review - Angels and Demons

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Angels and Demons

Author:
Dan Brown

Publisher:
Pocket Star

Date of Publication:
2000

ISBN:
0671027360

Rating:
6

Summary:
Angels and Demons is a prequel to the bestseller, The DaVinci Code, and includes the same main character, Robert Langdon. Like the DaVinci Code, Langdon is drawn into a web of mystery and intrigue thanks to his familiarity with religious symbols.

The story begins with Robert receiving an early morning phone call from Maximilian Kohler, the director of CERN, a scientific institution in Europe. Mr. Kohler, consigned to a wheelchair thanks to the religious piety of his parents who refused him medical care as a child believing god would heal him, has just discovered the disfigured body of one of his leading scientists – Leonardo Vetra. The corpse has had an eye cut out, and was branded with an ambigram of the word “Illuminati.” As Langdon has previously published several authoritative books on the subject of the Illuminati, Kohler contacts him for help in trying to explain what has happened.

Langdon is whisked across the Atlantic in an advanced plane to the scene of the crime where he witnesses the brutality of the murder firsthand. As he and Kohler discuss the murder and the Illuminati, Vetra’s adopted daughter, Vittoria, arrives, having been informed that her father was murdered while she was away doing research. Upon her arrival, the plot thickens when it is revealed that the Vetras teamed up to test Leonardo’s belief in god. Leonardo Vetra was also a priest and took Vittoria in as an adopted daughter when he found her in a Catholic orphanage and realized she had an inquisitive, scientific mind. Leonardo and Vittoria were working together to generate matter out of energy. The result of their experiment was the generation of matter and antimatter, a highly volatile substance that, when it comes into contact with matter, annihilates both substances in an extremely efficient explosion. The idea was to prove that Genesis was right, that god could create matter out of nothing. The experiment was not without its problems – storage of the antimatter required a special container that combined the magnetic fields of extremely powerful magnets to prevent the antimatter from coming into contact with matter. Each containment unit has a built in plastic-based battery system that will power the batteries for 24 hours if it is detached from its charging station. The charging station continuously recharges the battery, ensuring the safe storage of the antimatter.

Vittoria is forced to admit all of this to Kohler and Langdon when Kohler insists Leonardo’s death is related to his work. Kohler then has Vittoria take them to the Vetras’ lab where she shows them what they were working on. Kohler, of course, is impressed, but has yet to inform Vittoria of his concern – the lab is locked by a retina scanner that will only allow access to two people – Leonardo and Vittoria. With Leonardo’s eye missing, Kohler is afraid the lab has been accessed. In fact, it has… The Vetras’ usually created only very small amounts of the antimatter and stored it in such a fashion that if it were to explode the damage would be impressive, but not tremendous. In order to prove the feasibility of generating antimatter, they also created a larger sample, ¼ grams worth, that was stored in a hazardous storage chamber under the main lab. The large sample has gone missing.

Just as they realize the sample of antimatter is gone, Kohler’s secretary receives a call from the Vatican about a canister that has suddenly appeared on their security surveillance screens. The canister has a timer on it that is counting down from 24 hours and, in small letters says CERN on it. The Swiss Guard wants to know what the canister is and what it’s doing in the Vatican. Eventually they get through to Kohler who, thanks to his medical condition, is unfit to travel to the Vatican to help them with the canister. Instead, he sends Langdon and Vittoria.

The problem with the antimatter canister is two-fold. One, the amount of antimatter inside has the explosive potential of a small nuclear weapon. Two, its hidden. One of the wireless security cameras used by the Swiss Guard has gone missing and it is pointing at the canister. Unless they can find where the camera and canister are in the next 8 hours or so (that’s how much time is left when they notice it), Vatican City is doomed.

Langdon and Vittoria arrive in Vatican City only to realize that Conclave, the meeting of the Cardinals to choose a new Pope, is starting that day. The Pope died 15 days earlier. The Church, meanwhile, is being run by the Pope’s Camerlengo, Carlo Ventresca, a young priest who seems particularly pious. To complicates matters, the four “Preferriti,” or most favored Cardinals to be selected as Pope, have gone missing. An assassin calls the Vatican and informs all the interested parties that he has the Preferriti and will be killing them one at a time every hour, starting at 8:00 pm. The last one will die at 11:00 pm, one hour before the antimatter bomb will go off. Their deaths are retribution for the Catholic Church’s killing of four members of the Illuminati several hundred years ago. Also, the assassin will brand each of them with ambigrams that are mythically related to the Illuminati (peaking Langdon’s interest, as they are supposed to be just legends).

Through a combination of luck and skill, Langdon and Vittoria, along with the leaders of the Swiss Guard, are able to figure out where the assassin will be killing the Cardinals and they attempt to stop him, failing in each instance. All four Cardinals die and Vittoria is captured in the process. But Langdon is ultimately able to discover the secret lair of the assassin, which is also the legendary Church of the Illuminati. Bruised and battered from a long night of battles with the assassin, Langdon reaches the secret lair in time to prevent the assassin from raping and murdering Vittoria and, with Vittoria’s help, is able to defeat the assassin, resulting in the assassin’s death.

Meanwhile, Maximilian Kohler has contacted Vatican City and agreed to travel to the Vatican to help with the search of the canister. When Langdon and Vittoria hear this, they come to believe Kohler is the leader of the Illuminati (referred to as Janus by the assassin). Rushing back to the Vatican via a secret tunnel, they arrive just in time to hear the Camerlengo scream in agony – he’s been branded as well. As the guards burst into the room, it appears that Kohler is responsible. Kohler is quickly dispatched by a member of the Swiss Guard, but he is able to slip Langdon his hidden video camera before he expires (important plot point).

Everyone now believes the Illuminati plot has been foiled. As they rush the Camerlengo out to a waiting helicopter, he suddenly stops them and claims to have a vision – all of which is captured by news crews on live TV. The Camerlengo claims to know where the canister is and leads Langdon, Vittoria, a member of the Swiss guard, and a reporting team on a lengthy chase through the Vatican’s Necropolis to the alleged tomb of St. Peter, where they do, in fact, find the canister. Rushing back up to the surface with just minutes to spare, the Camerlengo jumps in the helicopter to dispatch of the bomb. Langdon, not realizing the Camerlengo’s plan, jumps in to assist him.

Initially the Camerlengo gives the impression that he is going to allow himself to be destroyed by the bomb. But he has no intention of dying. There is a parachute in the chopper. Taking the canister from Langdon, he locks it in a box and throws out the key. Then dons his parachute and jumps out of the helicopter, leaving Langdon to perish when the bomb goes off. Langdon, grabbing the only scrap of fabric he can find, ultimately jumps out as well, just in the nick of time. The antimatter canister’s batteries fail as scheduled and the helicopter explodes in a brilliant flash of light.

The Camerlengo uses his parachute to land on top of St. Peter’s Basilica, where he appears magically, giving the impression that a miracle has just occurred. Langdon, meanwhile, uses the piece of fabric he found to slow his descent just enough to allow him to land in the Tiber River without dying. A medical team sees him fall and rushes to his rescue, saving his life.

The Camerlengo is hailed as a miracle worker and man of god, but it is short-lived. When Langdon comes to, a nurse tells him his camera is broken but the sound still works. Realizing it is Kohler’s camera, he listens to it and realizes the truth. Rushing back to the Vatican (amazingly his legs aren’t broken), he enters the Sistine Chapel where the remaining Cardinals are preparing to make the Camerlengo the next Pope. Plugging the camera into a TV, he plays back Kohler’s video, which reveals that the Camerlengo set up the whole thing in order to give the Church back some authority in a world where that authority was on the wane. His goal was to give the impression of miracles to ignite a wave of faith. As it turns out, the Camerlengo killed the Pope too in setting everything up. In an intriguing twist it is also revealed that the Pope is his biological father, having conceived him via in-vitro fertilization, allowing the Camerlengo’s father to not break his vow of chastity.

With this knowledge, the Camerlengo realizes he has really screwed up. With the threat of prosecution looming, he escapes from the Sistine Chapel and immolates himself on the Papal balcony for all the world to see, ending the night with one more miracle. With the threat removed, Langdon and Vittoria escape to a plush hotel where their slowly kindled romance bursts into passionate flames.

Review:
Dan Brown can definitely write engaging novels: they suck you in and force you to keep with the book to find out what happens in the end. This novel is no different – you quickly become engaged in the story and have to keep reading (or listening in my case) to see how everything turns out. Brown also develops fairly compelling characters, which adds to the story. Finally, his knowledge of religion and elements related to it (e.g., churches, beliefs, history, legends, myths, rumors, conspiracy theories, etc.) is somewhat impressive, though occasionally flawed.

Lest people reading this review think I actually believed much of what is passed as truth in this book, let me point you to an excellent Wikipedia article on the book that points out some of the factual errors: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_and_Demons . While the factual errors are not so glaring as to undermine the book’s plot, they are worth knowing – no reason to buy into conspiracy theories and the like when they are for entertainment purposes only.

The only real criticism I have of the book is that it is so clearly contrived. For instance, Langdon survives his jump from the helicopter thanks to the friction and drag provided by the fabric he takes with him from the helicopter. What I didn’t mention is that Langdon learned about the ability of a piece of fabric to create drag just that morning while at CERN. Kohler led him past a recreational wind tunnel with an overweight woman floating in the air with a small piece of fabric attached like a mini-parachute. It was that bit of information that later saved Langdon’s life. Numerous other elements of the story follow this pattern – with an early setup so it can be referenced later. Another example is Kohler’s camera – his secretary mentions his mobile electronics gallery earlier in the book in making fun of him and details all of its components, including the camera. The camera is later introduced as the deus ex machina that foils the villain’s brilliant plan. Contrivances abound in this book.

I also didn’t find the author’s discussion of religion all that compelling in terms of belief systems (e.g., agnosticism, atheism, deism, theism, etc.), but that is more of a minor point. What I did like was that the author realized there is, in many parts of the world, a decline in general levels of religiosity. I also liked the author’s critical depiction of the depths to which some religious people will go to inspire faith. While this is a fictional account, it isn’t that far removed from reality. People who derive their livings from religious fraud will go to great lengths to encourage faith and misguided belief. Religion is still the best scam around…

Overall, aside from the blatant contrivances, the book is very engaging and a fun read. Don’t believe any of it is real and you’ll find yourself lost in a world of “what if?” rather than a world of “is that really true?” Dan Brown is not a primary source and should never be relied upon for factual information. Doing so belies the reader’s ignorance. It’s just true enough to seem plausible, but that doesn’t mean any of it is actually true. Dan Brown uses legitimate authority to make his stories seem real – Robert Langdon is a scientist, after all. So, turn to science for facts; read Dan Brown for fun.

Note:
I listened to this book on my iPod.

new review - The Changing World of Mormonism

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

The Changing World of Mormonism

Author:
Jerald Tanner, Sandra Tanner

Publisher:
Moody Press

Date of Publication:
1979

ISBN:
0802412343

Rating:
6

Summary:
I was hesitant to read this book by the Tanners given they’re notoriety as virulent anti-Mormons (as though I’m not opposed to Mormonism myself). I guess I was a little concerned that I would end up reading false accusations and poorly researched claims. Thankfully, this was not the case.

I had read some of their other writing, but not much, and found it acceptable. And in the numerous books and articles I have read that discuss Mormonism, I have come to realize that many more objective scholars actually respect the research conducted by the Tanners. As it turns out, despite not attempting to portray things from an objective perspective, the Tanners actually do good research. So, when I found this book freely available on their website a while back (here: http://www.utlm.org/onlinebooks/changecontents.htm), I decided I’d give it a look and see if what they had to say was both accurate and well-researched.

You can call Jerald and Sandra Tanner whatever you’d like – anti-Mormons, polemicists, muckrackers, etc. - but what you cannot call them is dishonest. Their work, while unfortunately cast in the evangelizing framework of conservative Christians, is still accurate and insightful into the problems of Mormonism. It’s too bad they don’t hold the Bible and teachings of Christianity up to the same level of scrutiny that they demand for Mormonism. Anyway, on to the summary…

The book doesn’t really seem to have a clear, logical flow to the chapters. They seem to be randomly arranged, but all address topics that are challenging to the beliefs and history of Mormonism. Topics covered include: changes in scripture, censorship by Mormon historians and church leaders, Joseph Smith’s use of a peepstone and his money digging adventures, Joseph Smith’s involvement with magic, the witnesses to the golden plates, criticisms of the Book of Mormon, the differing accounts of the First Vision, doctrinal changes, problems with Joseph Smith’s history, the Adam-God doctrine of Brigham Young, plural marriage – both polygamy and polyandry, blacks and the priesthood, the Book of Abraham and the “lost” papyrii, issues between the Book of Mormon and the Bible, Joseph Smith’s version of the Bible, Joseph Smith’s false and doctored prophecies, problems with the Priesthood ordination stories, Joseph Smith’s character flaws, and Mormon temple ceremonies and their ties to Freemasonry. The chapters are book-ended by testimonies and histories of the Tanners, detailing how they ultimately decided Mormonism is a fraud and left the religion.

Review:
There are several problems with the book, but they are pretty minor problems. First and foremost is the criticism I noted above: the authors don’t hold their beliefs to the same standard that they hold Mormonism – they remain conservative Christians believing in the authenticity of the Bible. I thought this perspective would be a bit more pervasive in the book, but I was pleasantly surprised. Their evangelizing only pops up on occasion, and it is easily glossed over. So, while it is distracting, it is not really that big of a deal.

In fact, there are actually a couple criticisms of Mormonism in the book that likely have resulted from their post-Mormon Biblical scholarship. For instance, the authors point out that Joseph Smith, in writing the Book of Mormon, draws heavily on the King James Version of the Bible. Mormons would reply that that makes sense, given Nephi and the other “authors” of the Bible had the Brass Plates, which are alleged to be an early copy of the Old Testament. The problem with this rebuttal is that if you carefully scrutinize sections of the Book of Mormon you find that it doesn’t quote the Old Testament or Hebrew Bible at all – it quotes the New Testament, “Simon Peter here paraphrases and condenses Moses’ lengthy statement…. The wording is quite different from that in Deuteronomy, but the writer of the Book of Mormon failed to check on the original statement and assumed that Peter’s report of it was a verbatim quotation. Therefore the Book of Mormon quotes Acts” (p. 123). That’s kind of a problem given the New Testament was written after that section of the Book of Mormon was allegedly written, and on the other side of the planet. Ooops!

Additionally, the Tanners point out that the Book of Mormon contains Greek names (like Timothy and Jonas), which were not found in the Old Testament. The alleged “authors” of the Book of Mormon would not have had access to those names. I’m sure apologists can come up with explanations, but it’s hard to refute Joseph Smith’s own, ignorant words, “When it was suggested that the word Mormon came from the Greek, he stated: “This is not the case. There was no Greek or Latin upon the plates from which I, … translated the Book of Mormon”” (p. 124). Finally, the Tanners take Mormons to task for criticizing the Bible. Considering the dependency of the Book of Mormon on the Bible, this is, in effect, undermining their own beliefs and simultaneously criticizes their “most correct” book – the Book of Mormon. In short, Mormons are way out of their league when it comes to their understanding of the Bible; any knowledgeable Christian can point to significant problems with Mormon beliefs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Christians are right. I’m simply pointing out that Mormonism is not, in fact, congruous with many basic tenets of Christianity, despite being dependent on it.

The Tanners’ discussion of Mormonism and the Bible actually illustrated another important point. After leaving Mormonism I found myself questioning why Mormons continue to use an outdated version of the Bible when newer versions are written in modern language and have corrected the mistakes of the King James translation. The Tanners have an answer to that question: Given that the Book of Mormon plagiarizes so much of the King James Version of the Bible, if the religion ever moved to a newer, better version of the Bible (e.g., NIV), it would undermine the Book of Mormon. And since there are no “source” materials for the Book of Mormon to be retranslated into modern script, the Book of Mormon cannot, likewise, be updated. Thus, the Mormon religion is stuck using outdated scriptures because moving into the modern age would undermine Joseph Smith’s greatest fraud – his 19th century work of fiction known as The Book of Mormon… This is just one more way Mormonism is stuck behind the times.

The second problem I have with the book is the lack of logical ordering of the chapters. It makes sense why they are all in the book, but the order is not very clear. Also, the writing is not great. It is certainly understandable, but it is generally simple and to the point and does not make for particularly engaging reading. Of course, that is in comparison to well-written books. Compared to most of the “chloroform in print” that comes out of Mormonism, this book reads like a Dan Brown novel!

Also lacking in the book are convincing arguments that illustrate why the testimonies of the witnesses at the beginning of the Book of Mormon are worthless. The Tanners, in Chapter 5, attack the character of the witnesses. While that approach isn’t completely misguided, I prefer Grant Palmer’s tack: illustrating that most of these same men also acted as witnesses for a bunch of other crackpots and frauds. The implications of Palmer’s argument are pretty straightforward – these guys may have been upright citizens, but they were also ready and willing to jump on any supernatural claim and lend their (lack of) credibility to it by claiming it was divine. They never actually saw gold plates, since the gold plates did not and do not exist. But they were good at imagining things, and they imagined things for the rest of their lives, testifying that all sorts of books, prophecies, and frauds were true. Thus, any attack on the character of a witness of the gold plates should focus on their willingness to testify to the truthfulness of whatever fraudulent claim happened to be striking their fancy at the moment. They may not have been scoundrels, but neither were they very bright – they believed just about anything and would swear to that fact, regardless of the evidence.

Turning from criticisms to praise, the Tanners make some very good points that I have not seen as clearly illustrated in other critical works. For instance, the Tanners point out a basic assumption that is held by most Mormons: if revelation comes from god, it should be perfect. This assumption implies that, if the revelation changes, whoever presented the “revelation” didn’t really receive it from god or has nullified the validity of the revelation. The logic, while simplistic and not with its problems, fairly accurate represents the perspective of most believers – if god’s revelations change, they can’t really be from god. Apologists, of course, are quick to offer a retort: that the changes are insignificant and mostly pertain to grammar and spelling. Unfortunately for the apologists, the Tanners illustrate that there have been a number of significant changes made to both the Book of Mormon and the Doctrine and Covenants that significantly alter the doctrinal meanings of the sections. As I noted above, the Tanners’ logic isn’t perfect – there are alternative explanations (e.g., (1) god is not perfect; (2) god changes his/her/its mind; (3) the person claiming to receive the revelation is just making shit up). But one thing is certain, if the revelations have changed, something isn’t right. You want to know what that something is? Mormonism!

One apologist has offered an additional rebuttal to the above criticism, “Melvin J. Petersen wrote: Once a man has been recognized and accepted as a prophet and favored with communications from God, his great responsibility is to make sure, inasmuch as he has power to do so, that those to whom the communications are directed, understand what God has revealed for them. The power is his to revise, correct, omit, or change any of his writings in order that he might manifest more clearly what God revealed through him…. A prophet cannot be justly criticized when he rewrites the commandments he received from God, for he is only doing that which is part of his role as a prophet” (p. 64). Okay, I’ll accept that claim. But let me, then, illustrate the implications for Mr. Petersen: Claiming a prophet can revise his “revelations” redefines what it means to be a prophet. Prophets are, by this definition: a leader of the church who occasionally issues statements that are accepted as “scripture” until he or an interpreter/apologist decides they are no longer “scripture” and instead are personal opinion. Said prophets have no insights beyond the ability to run a mega-corporation. They have no knowledge of: evolution, the existence of dinosaurs, the nature of the universe, how to translate languages, or even what someone’s name is without someone else telling them ahead of time. In short, a prophet is a wholly fallible individual who has assumed a position that is imbued with charisma because several million people are so indoctrinated into obedience that they will follow the temporary guidance of some old guy who doesn’t know them, only cares about their money, and tells them what to do without consideration of their circumstances. People say such a man is holy; I think such a man should be thrown in jail…

Let me touch on just a few more good points before wrapping up. One important thing this book illustrates is that the Tanners are fairly objective in their criticisms. Even though the Tanners have a clear bone to pick with Mormonism, they don’t distort the truth – there is no need, Mormonism is crazy enough without it. One excerpt from the book clearly illustrates their objectivity, “Many Mormons have claimed that there have never been any changes in the Book of Mormon. Although this is certainly incorrect, some anti-Mormons have gone to the other extreme and tried to make it appear that the Book of Mormon has been completely rewritten. As we stated earlier, most of the 3,913 changes which we found were related to the correction of grammatical and spelling errors and do not really change the basic meaning of the text” (p. 131). They do, of course, detail instances where changes are significant, but the quote drives home the point – the Tanners’ criticisms are not overblown or untrue.

Another important contribution of this book is to illustrate that the leadership of the LDS religion have consciously attempted to deceive the general membership, “Because this statement by Joseph Smith contradicted the teaching that the Father and the Son appeared to him in the first vision of 1820, the Mormon church historians altered the words when they reprinted it in later editions of the History of the Church. They changed the wording so that the word “angels” was completely left out” (p. 157). For a long time I was hesitant to believe that willful deception was involved. I think the evidence illustrating as much is now overwhelming. Mormons are, at times, willfully deceived by their leaders.

Finally, and this is a minor issue but important to me, the Tanners make a very good point about Mormon doctrine being flawed in their discussion of the Mormon perspective on the Trinity, “Mormon leaders are unable to explain why God the Father should have a body and yet the Holy Ghost be without one. It is claimed that a body is necessary for eternal progression, yet the Mormon church teaches that the Holy Ghost became a God without one” (p. 190). I came to a similar realization regarding Jehovah, the god of the Hebrew Bible, who Mormons claim is Jesus prior to his birth. If Jesus became a god before receiving a mortal body, why do Elohim’s (god the father’s) other children require a body? This undermines the entire “plan of salvation” from my perspective. In fact, I find this issue so intriguing I’m willing to reward anyone who can come up with a good explanation of this conundrum that validates Mormon doctrine with a $25.00 gift card to Borders Books. There are significant problems with Mormon theology, but because Mormons are discouraged from actually thinking about those problems, no one seems to see them.

There were a number of additional points made by the Tanners that I wanted to mention in this review, but I figured that since the book is available for free online, I’d keep this relatively short. Overall, I think this is a pretty good place for the individual interested in the problems with Mormonism to start their studies. The book is free and, while not the best written book in the world, it is accurate and fairly objective. Unfortunately, there is no real logic to the organization of the book, but the topics are all important. Better books are now available, and I would recommend them over this one (e.g., Grant Palmer’s “An Insider’s View of Mormon Origins”). But, if you aren’t sure you want to go down this road and don’t want to spend any money on your search, this is a great way to get your feet wet.

greetings from North Carolina

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

Our friends in Winston-Salem, NC recently had a baby (about 6 weeks ago).  Debi desperately wanted to see the baby and it had been a while since we had gotten together to visit, so we decided to head down for a quick weekend getaway.  We left Friday afternoon and are heading back Sunday afternoon.  We’re just kind of hanging out while we’re here.  We went to one of Debi’s former instructor’s homes for dinner last night; she moved to North Carolina about a year ago.  All very relaxing.

The baby is very cute…  But, wow! What a lot of work. Staying with them has given us a glimpse of what it’s like to have a newborn child.  If you know how much work it is, you must really you want a child to have one… Crazy!

new review - American Exorcism

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

American Exorcism: Expelling Demons in the Land of Plenty

Author:
Michael W. Cuneo

Publisher:
Doubleday

Date of Publication:
2001

ISBN:
0385501765

Rating:
10

Summary:
American Exorcism details the sudden rise in exorcisms taking place in the U.S. starting in the mid 1970s. As the author illustrates, exorcism is a booming business in the U.S., even though it operates under the radar. Tens of thousands of people in the U.S. have received and continue to receive exorcisms (a.k.a. deliverance), many of them white and middle-class.

The book explains that exorcism was almost non-existent prior to the 1970s. So, what happened? “…it isn’t much of an exaggeration to say that exorcism today is actually the invention of the popular entertainment industry—the product, above all else, of Hollywood hype and Madison Avenue hucksterism. To most Americans, exorcism without the Blatty-Friedkin movie [The Exorcist] or Hostage to the Devil would be just as unimaginable as rock-and-roll without Elvis, top-forty radio, or MTV” (p. 70). The prevalence of exorcisms in the U.S. today are the result of a pop culture creation in the early 1970s started by Peter Blatty, the author of The Exorcist book and screenwriter of the movie.

Building on the momentum of the movies and books, Pentecostal and charismatic ministries came online to meet the demand – especially since the Catholic Church wasn’t stepping up to fulfill the role it was supposed to have in the movies and books. Until the mid 1990s, in fact, the Catholic Church in the U.S. wanted almost nothing to do with exorcisms. This was the case, despite the fact Catholic priests were the heroes in the 1970s movie and books.

But was it really just a fad or was there something else going on? Well, it was and is a fad, but it is also coupled with a broader cultural shift toward pop-psychology, “Whatever one’s personal problem—depression, anxiety, substance addiction, or even a runaway sexual appetite—there are exorcism ministries available today that will happily claim expertise for dealing with it. With the significant bonus, moreover, that one is not, for the most part, held personally responsible for the problem. Indwelling demons are mainly to blame, and getting rid of them is the key to moral and psychological redemption. Personal engineering through demon-expulsion: a bit messy perhaps, but relatively fast and cheap, and morally exculpatory. A thoroughly American arrangement” (p. xii). Exorcism was recast as a means of ridding oneself of negative behaviors and attributing those behaviors not to poor decisions or even social-structural factors but to demons that were beyond an individuals control. Only in the U.S…

The book, drawing on historical sources and interviews with numerous exorcists, including some of the original authors of these books, paints the above picture. It also describes a number of exorcisms the author observed over the course of several years in an effort to peek inside the hidden culture of exorcism and demoniazation in the U.S.

Review:
I really can’t think of any thing negative to say about this book. Not only is the explanation the author provides compelling, but the book is extremely well-written and engaging. No doubt some of the appeal of the book comes from the subject matter, but that’s just icing on the cake…

The author makes a number of additional points, besides explaining the growth of the exorcism industry, that I found particularly noteworthy. I think I liked this first one because it clearly falls in line with my worldview – the author debunks just about everything having to do with exorcism. He begins by illustrating that some of the early writers who claimed to be documenting actual exorcisms have been shown to be frauds, “In virtually all of his writings since the publication of Hostage in 1976, Martin has demonstrated a remarkable talent for fabrication and embellishment—for converting, by literary sleight-of-hand, half-truths and innuendo into immutable facts of history” (p. 17). This quote is in reference to Malachi Martin, the author of an early book on exorcism that convinced a number of people exorcisms, as depicted in The Exorcist movie, were real. As the author illustrates, Mr. Martin made a lot of stuff up, including the cases he allegedly “documented” in his book. If you haven’t caught on yet, The Exorcist movie is fiction, regardless of its claims that it was based on a real story. There is no such thing as demonic possession…

Several other aspects the author debunks are fascinating. It turns out a lot of people undergoing exorcisms try to act just like the possessed person in The Exorcist, believing that is how possessed people act. But some of the prominent exorcists in practice today recognize that for what it is, “When Father McAlear and myself really got into the ministry in a big way, we couldn’t believe all the nonsense that was going on… The screaming, the swearing, the spitting and vomiting. You name it. We thought that this was ridiculous and unedifying and completely unnecessary. All of these manifestations are pure Hollywood stuff. It’s like people saw The Exorcist and figured this was how they were supposed to carry on if they were truly demonized” (p. 135). Keep in mind this quote isn’t from the author or some skeptic, but from a woman who claims to be able to discern evil spirits and assists a Catholic Priest who performs exorcisms. Even the people doing it recognize it is all made up.

And why do they do it? Two reasons. The first, of course, is money. This is easy money, at least for some people, “Does it ever happen that someone will come to you for intergenerational deliverance and you and your team will say, “No, this isn’t your problem”? …”Very rarely,” Dr. K says. “I can think of just one example where this happened”” (p. 153). This is a doctor who claims to treat people suffering from intergenerational demonic influences. She doesn’t turn people away because, well, people pay.

The second reason: Because the practitioners believe it’s real, too, “And here’s the thing: While priest-exorcists as a rule don’t actively seek out demonic fireworks, they can’t live indefinitely without them. They need them the same way a pathologist needs disease or a coroner homicide - as a validation of purpose, a confirmation of actually being in the game. They’re an occupational necessity… Without the occasional hell-blasting, even the most stalwart exorcist can begin to doubt the relevance of his work” (p. 249). In short, for the immoral religious opportunists, this is easy money. And for those with misguided faith, this is an affirmation of their beliefs and energies. What a sad state of affairs…

At the end of the book the author notes that he sat in on over 50 exorcisms while researching this book and never once witnessed something supernatural. “When I asked why these effects always seemed to occur at exorcisms I had just missed or was prevented from attending, but never at ones where I was present, my informants answered in one of two ways. Some said it was probably just the luck of the draw. Others suggested it was because Satan, knowing I was a writer and not wanting to blow his cover, was deliberately keeping me in the dark about his very real powers to possess people” (pp. 264-265). The author finds no proof that demonic possessions occur, but people continue to believe. I should note, however, that the author makes a good point: his lack of proof is not an absolute confirmation that demons do not exist; you can’t prove a negative. This leads the author to conclude that, while he cannot, with 100% certainty rule out the existence of demons, he has absolutely no proof of them whatsoever and, in fact, has far more compelling explanations for everything he witnessed.

In addition to debunking basically every aspect of exorcism, the author points out a serious problem with the whole practice – the only people who seem to become possessed are Christians, primarily evangelical/charismatic Christians… Hmmm… Do you see the problem? Christians are the only ones who claim to have a solution to possession, but they are also the only ones who are becoming possessed (see pages 92 and 112). When was the last time you saw a possessed atheist? Exactly. Demonic possession only afflicts Christians (in the U.S. at least), because they are the ones who believe in it. They have created a disorder and the cure and are, fittingly, the only ones afflicted by it. Of course, religion in general is no different – sin is the problem and religion is the cure.

But the exorcists have an answer for this, too, “This was an issue I raised with more than a dozen prominent deliverance ministers, all of whom responded in one of two ways. It simply wasn’t the case, some said, that charismatics were more vulnerable than anyone else to the depredations of the demonic. Charismatics, it was true, complained more about demonic interference in their lives than just about anyone else, but this was only testimony to their heightened spiritual sensitivities” (p. 112). The other justification offered, “Charismatics were forced to endure far more than their share of demonic harassment not because they were patsies, not because their movement was somehow defective, but because they had been specifically targeted for abuse by Satan. They were martyrs for their faith, shouldering burdens that ordinary Christians (once again) could scarcely imagine” (p. 113). In summary, Charismatics are more “sensitive” to possession and/or are targeted for it by Satan. (Yeah, I’m laughing out loud right now too.) The author, of course, points out the obvious, “But there’s another possibility. Perhaps charismatics experienced far more than their share of demonic harassment during the seventies and early eighties because they were expected to, they were encouraged to, and (in some cases) they wanted to” (p. 113).

As I noted above, this book is an absolute pleasure to read. Part of this is tied to the excellent writing. But it is also because the book tells some very humorous stories involving the author in specific exorcism incidents:
- “During my research I was given the diagnostic once-over numerous times, with wildly conflicting results. Sometimes I received an utterly clean bill of health, sometimes I was told that my spiritual condition was dubious, and sometimes I was pronounced to be desperately in need of deliverance. Occasionally all three of these verdicts were rendered (by different individuals) within the space of just a week or two. And once, in upstate New York, I attended a meeting where two women discerned the presence of evil spirits in me while two others discerned spirits of peace and gentleness.” (p. 118)
- “Just an hour earlier I had eaten dinner with Pastor Mike at a local restaurant, and now, concerned for his safety, I take off my jacket, walk slowly up the center aisle, and throw a headlock on Brian, which stops his gyrating and gives Pastor Mike a chance to climb from his back” (p. 167)
These are just a few examples of incidents the author participated in or witnessed. The book is teeming with gripping stories that alternatively make you grimace in disgust or laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all (a couple more are included below)…

The last point I want to make, however, is to point out just how disturbing this whole affair is. The author argues that there may, in fact, be something therapeutic about exorcisms, “Thanks to the researches of cultural anthropology, we now know that traditional religio-magical methods of healing may sometimes be as effective in alleviating mental and emotional distress as modern, secular ones. Indeed, the specific method of healing, the choice of therapy, isn’t nearly as important as one might think. As the psychologist Jerome Frank has pointed out, virtually all therapeutic procedures—regardless of whether they’re rooted in primitive shamanism or Freudian psychodynamics —may confer certain benefits upon their clients: the hope and expectancy for improvement, the support and attention of the therapist, the discovery of new perspectives on problem-solving” (pp. 161-162). Exorcism can function as a placebo, which is actually effective for lots of people. But, and this is the part that really disturbs me, these ministers and exorcists, for the most part, have no formal training in psychology or psychotherapy. Add to that fact that there are five to six hundred exorcism ministries in the U.S. today (p. 209) and you are just setting people up for psychological problems down the road. That is disturbing. This is a stunning tribute to the gullibility of people in the U.S. today. Even scarier, however, is that there are some psychiatrists who recommend exorcisms, “Father X might very well have consulted with a psychiatrist on this case, but I’m not sure it really matters. There are plenty of sympathetic medical professionals in the United States willing to give the go-ahead for an exorcism. It doesn’t take much shopping around to come up with one” (p. 261). If this is true, and I have no reason to doubt that it is, I have to think our accreditation system is too lax in the U.S.

Overall, this is an enthralling book. It is filled with entertaining stories and compelling explanations. The book walks a fine line between disgust for blatant fraud and blind faith, presenting a skeptical perspective that strives for understanding but does not accept truth claims without evidence. The result is a clear explanation of one of the more ridiculous aspects of religiosity in the U.S. - people don’t want to take the blame for their problems, so they pin it on demons and act outrageously in trying expel their demons, thanks to Hollywood. Truly, all the world is a stage, and for some religious fanatics, that stage includes acting out scenes with make believe demons.

Some extra stories for you reading pleasure:
pp. 174-175 “For a solid hour it’s a repeat performance of the night before. Clumps of bodies sprawled out across the floor. Foam-spattered, writhing demoniacs being held down and prayed over. People not directly involved at any given moment stand by the refreshment table chatting, surveying the situation.
“I position myself by the rear doors, where five young children are playing on the floor, drawing pictures with crayons, seemingly oblivious to it all. Pastor John’s eight-year-old son, sweet-faced and skinny, joins the other kids and says, “We have to draw a happy face. Let’s everybody draw a happy face.”
“Less than ten yards away Pastor John is now putting on a rousing show of his own, squirming in a chair, snarling, barking, cursing (”Fuck! Fuck! Fuck this fucking place! “), with Pastor Mike holding him from behind, praying.
“Watching Pastor John, it occurs to me that the demons at this gathering communicate along rather quaint gender lines. When acting out in the men, they blister the paint with foul language, but with the women they mostly restrict themselves to screaming, shrieking, and crying out such innocuities as “I hate this workshop!” or “Shut up!” In addition to cooperating with the staging of the performance, in other words, the demons seem respectful of local norms of public comportment.”
Brilliant writing and contrasts.

p. 279 “It can sometimes amount to even worse; sometimes exorcism can actually prove fatal. We’ve all heard the stories. In March 1995 a group of overzealous ministers connected to a tiny Pentecostal sect in the San Francisco Bay Area pummeled a woman to death while trying to evict her demons. Two years later a Korean Christian woman was stomped to death by a deacon and two missionaries operating out of a church in Glendale, California. The three men had gotten carried away trying to expel a demon they believed was lodged in the woman’s chest. The same year, on the other side of the country, a five-year-old Bronx girl died after her mother and grandmother forced her to drink a lethal cocktail containing ammonia, vinegar, and olive oil and then bound and gagged her with duct tape. The two women claimed that they were merely trying to poison a demon that had infested the little girl several days earlier.’
“There are other true stories of exorcisms gone horribly wrong, none more heartrending than Charity Miranda’s. In 1998, on a cold Sunday afternoon in January, Charity Miranda spent her final hours undergoing exorcism at the hands of her mother, Vivian, and her sisters Serena and Elisabeth at their home in Sayville, Long Island. At one point, as fifteen-year-old Elisabeth subsequently informed the police, “Mom put her mouth to Charity’s mouth and told her to blow the demon into her and she would try to kill it.” When this didn’t work, their mother said, “I’m sorry, girls, this isn’t Charity. It’s taken over her.” She then tried to destroy the demon by smothering Charity with pillows. This also didn’t work, so she picked up a plastic bag that was lying on the living room floor. Elisabeth Miranda told the police what happened next: “Mom placed the bag over Charity’s head. Serena was holding Charity’s body down because it was fighting. My mom told me to leave and I went into her bedroom.” When Elisabeth, sometime later, came back into the living room, the job was finished. “Serena was pacing. Mom said don’t be sad because that wasn’t Charity, don’t be attached to the body… The three of us went into my mom’s room and she was saying don’t cry because Charity left that body long before. We held hands on the bed and listened to my grandfather’s favorite Frank Sinatra music.”
“Charity Miranda was seventeen years old and a cheerleader at Sayville High School. Her friends informed reporters that she’d been looking forward to starting college the next fall.’
“Cases such as this, I should emphasize, are very much the exception. The vast majority of exorcisms are relatively innocuous affairs. They might not add up to much permanent good, but neither do they end in tragedy.”