Debi was doing the laundry one day and Toren wanted to go see what she was doing. I went with him, and, seeing the clothes dryer empty, had a brilliant idea: Why don’t I put Toren in the clothes dryer?
Now, before you call child protective services on me, first think back to your own childhood. You know you got in the dryer too! And it’s not like when I was kid and we’d actually start it once someone was in (yes, we did that in the Cragun household – my brother Mark was the one who started it after making me get in). I didn’t start the dryer with Toren in it; I didn’t even close the door. But that didn’t keep it from moving: